Saturday, 31 January 2015

Only the Blind will vote for Jonathan - By Prof Wole Soyinka?




Saw this online, wonder if he actually said this?

Nigeria's Nobel Laureate, Prof Wole Soyinka has said in a recent statement that only the blind will vote for incumbent president, Goodluck Jonathan. He further broke it into categories of blind people that he thinks will vote for Jonathan.

Scott Disick Moves In With Khloe Kardashian



Via RadarOnline

It’s no secret that Kourtney Kardashian and baby daddy Scott Disick have been facing their fair share of problems at home. But what’s been happening since he moved into her sister Khloe Kardashian’s home has been a mystery — until now! Only RadarOnline.com has all the details of the odd couple’s bizarre living arrangements.
“Scott moved in with Khloe because he and Kourtney need space,” a friend of Disick’s tells Radar exclusively. “And Scott loves Khloe platonically. They are best friends.”

“Scott is still close to the family,” the friend says. “And he still has Kourtney’s best interests at heart. They are spending time apart because they are trying not to kill each other.”

“Scott is 31 with three kids and two dead parents and a partner that doesn’t have the ability to support and handle him,” another source told Radar previously. “He needs Khloe because she’s not attached to those things and she can listen to him and try to understand him.”

But ultimately, Khloe’s is the latest weird relationship development for Disick and the mother of his three children, who recently admitted they haven’t slept together in years.

“This move to Khloe’s is just temporary,” the source says. “Scott and Kourtney are never done for good.”

Serena Williams wins Australian Open


Photo Credit: Clive Brunskill/Getty Images


Serena Williams beat Maria Sharapova 6-3, 7-6 to win the Australian Open, her 19th Grand Slam title, for the sixth time. Congrats Serena.

Friday, 30 January 2015

So which of you is dating a Policeman? - By NAIJASINGLEGIRL


A guy rocking a uniform looks immensely hotter than he would if he were wearing plain clothes. But why is that? Often, men in uniform must abide by certain grooming standards (close shaves or neatly- trimmed hair), they command respect and the creases of their starched clothing are far more impressive than anything my ironing skills could conjure up.
Sadly, the only men in uniform that seem to approach me are gatemen, NYSC corpers and the SS2 boy downstairs. Arrggghh

THE NIGERIAN NATION AGAINST GENERAL BUHARI BY WOLE SOYINKA




Quite a lengthy piece, but thought provoking!

This intervention has been provoked, not so much by the ambitions of General Buhari to return to power at the head of a democratic Nigeria, as by declarations of support from directions that leave one totally dumbfounded. It would appear that some, myself among them, had been overcomplacent about the magnitude of an ambition that seemed as preposterous as the late effort of General Ibrahim Babangida to aspire yet again to the honour of presiding over a society that truly seeks a democratic future. What one had dismissed was a rash of illusions, brought about by other political improbabilities that surround us, however, is being given an air of plausibility by individuals and groupings to which one had earlier attributed a sense of relevance of historic actualities. 

Thursday, 29 January 2015

I use an MTN cheat to blog: Will I go to hell? - By NAIJASINGLEGIRL




You know how our network providers can be annoying. From the unending spam messages, poor reception, poor customer service, pilfering our airtime, and the most important for me, the outrageous data charges.

Is using a cheat to browse a sin?
Cheat could be a software disguising your ip, operamini cheat, a cheat to extend your data validity period or a VPN shield. Those are the only ones I know though.
I’m asking this cos my very good friend called me yesterday after a long time and I was like “Lets Skype tonight! I would tell my friend in tech to email you the cheat he gave me so we could talk for hours at zero cost.”

Soliloquy - By Ekwutos Mercedes



Chai!
This my mind sef!
There is this gift we were given at our wedding, it is a plaque titled "Rules for a Happy Marriage" and these were my responses ("soliloquily") as I was reading;

-Never be angry at the same time- YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE ANGRY...
-Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire- THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE NA...
-If one of you has to win an argument, let it be the other one- WE ARE ALL LOOSERS KENAN...